The intention of this book is to assist any student of who wants to read my ramblings about the time I spent at university studying Creative Writing. It's also useful for those who just want to reassure themselves that their grades could be worse! I have included actual assignments, both creative and critical. Where possible, I have also included comments by tutors along with the mark I received. I must add that not all of those comments were deserved – some were downright bitchy and kind of stupid really – yeah, I’m still bitter and twisted about the whole deal but there it is. Over now. Oh, and in case you start wondering, I skipped the first year. That’s why there isn’t one!