Why is the village idiot "Dense" being sent out to Azerbaijan by MI6 to rescue a hostage held by terrorists?
Why has a retired KGB assassin raised a small Cossack army to help him out?
Why has an Azerbaijan warlord moved up to the front row of the choir and why is his "moll" Nikola Elastickova playing wigwams with Dense?
Why has the Prime Minister asked the head of MI6 if he would like to be on page 3 of the Sun?
And why do Quantum physicists prefer baked beans to broccoli?
Most of the answers are in this book.
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