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What To Do If Trapped In a Lift With a Dentist
Marcus Freestone

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What To Do If Trapped In a Lift With a Dentist Marcus Freestone
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A free ebook of poems about rotating vicars, rabbits, car boot sales, horsemeat, cloning and, of course, dentists.

WHAT TO DO IF TRAPPED IN A LIFT WITH A DENTIST

If you have brought your own wolf with you then obviously all is well.
If you have forgotten your wolf you will understandably start to panic.
However, providing the dentist is in agreement, an adequate substitute
is to whistle the chorus of 'Too Shy' by Kajagoogoo
until the emergency services arrive. |

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