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WHAT TO DO IF TRAPPED IN A LIFT WITH A DENTIST
If you have brought your own wolf with you then obviously all is well.
If you have forgotten your wolf you will understandably start to panic.
However, providing the dentist is in agreement, an adequate substitute
is to whistle the chorus of 'Too Shy' by Kajagoogoo
until the emergency services arrive. |
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