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Crafty Canine's 101 Ways to Foul Up Your Family by Linda Stone

Crafty Canine's 101 Ways to Foul Up Your Family
By Linda Stone

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A dog is Man's best friend - or is he? This book, ably illustrated by Crafty Canine and his friends, examines those uniquely canine habits that constantly cause us irritation, exasperation and sometimes major humiliation - from Crafty's point of view. 

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Here's how to begin:
 
1. Park yourself in front of the Family member who has so far made the most fuss of you (hereafter known as Soft-touch). Stare up at him/her with your most sorrowful expression. They won't be able to resist for more than ten seconds and you'll find yourself lifted onto a nice soft warm lap. Snuggle into a comfy ball. To ensure maximum 'aahh' factor, remember to sigh contentedly every few minutes. Soft-touch won't want to disturb your rest, thereby you'll prevent Soft-touch carrying out any other activity for the next two hours...
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