The Succubus In My Closet

Erick Blight is thirty-five, still a virgin, and is a firm believer that love is a scam after dating two women who turned out to already have men waiting at home. When a coworker slips him the card of a mysterious "Doctor", who claims she can fix his luck, he expects therapy. He does not expect to be handed a piece of chalk and told to draw a blood circle on his living room floor.

The ritual doesn't fix anything. It summons a succubus — beautiful, otherworldly, and utterly convinced that serving him is the only thing standing between her and a fate worse than death. He has to figure out what to do with her, his life complicating more with each day he keeps her in his apartment.