Darren the Dark Elf, Gary the Dwarf, and Paprika the Fairy embark on a quest. What will happen? I'll tell you what will happen, they're going to have an adventure. Maybe meet some friends, have some battles, or go on a picnic. That sort of thing.
Hello, young adventurer! My name is Darren. Darren the Dark Elf. I once took part in an adventure so incredibly epic it reaches past the scope of human imagination and understanding! But I will try to put it into words you can understand.
It all started this one night when I was sleeping in a tree. Down at the base of the tree slept my traveling companion, Gary the Dwarf. His arms were curled around Smitey, his trusty Battle-Hammer. Paprika the fairy was curled up in his beard.
It was just me in the tree. Me and the snake.
“Where did that snake come from?” I though...