Pizza, lager and computer games. Roy is a thirty something disillusioned teacher bored with his mundane daily routine. His only talent in life is his ability to successfully challenge spotty teenage computer gamers and give them a good online thrashing. An opportunity of a life time gives Roy the courage to tell his boss to shove his job where the sun doesn't shine. Thrown into a galactic world of space invaders Roy discovers love, lager and life beyond Uranus! A comedy space romp washed down with curry and pizza.
A full novel of 80,000 words. Some of them aren't rude.
A low, dull thud woke me up. For a few moments I was disoriented trying to remember where I was and how I'd gotten there and then the dream coalesced into reality. As I rubbed my eyes and stretched, there was the sound of a slight hiss and the hatchway sl...