From the author of Zombies Don't Cry comes Zombies Don't Read, featuring 5 completely FREE stories of the living dead, including Zombies Don't Swim, Zombies Don't Carve, Zombies Don't Kiss & Tell, Zombies Don't Study and Zombies Don't Sleep.
Excerpt from Zombies Don’t Swim:
“Ugghh,” says Lavinia, shuddering as if it was 58-Degrees out and not 85. She crawls out of the shallow end dramatically, dripping clear water all over our brand new pool deck from her long, volleyball limbs. “I hate it when they bump into you, you know? It’s so … creepy. Gawd, why does your Dad insist on hiring those clowns anyway, Viv? It’s so … retro.”
“Somebody has to hire them,” I point out neutrally, not sharing Lavinia’s massive distaste for the undead. “Dad likes to g...