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The adventures of "Dense" Dimmock and Boris "Seven Bellies" Slobovitch By Paddy O'Farrell

The adventures of "Dense" Dimmock and Boris "Seven Bellies" Slobovitch
By Paddy O'Farrell

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Why is the village idiot "Dense" being sent out to Azerbaijan by MI6 to rescue a hostage held by terrorists?

Why has a retired KGB assassin raised a small Cossack army to help him out?

Why has an Azerbaijan warlord moved up to the front row of the choir and why is his "moll" Nikola Elastickova playing wigwams with Dense?

Why has the Prime Minister asked the head of MI6 if he would like to be on page 3 of the Sun newspaper?

And why do Quantum physicists prefer baked beans to broccoli?

Most of the answers are in this book.

Excerpt:

Once upon a time in a far off land called Azerbaijan during the time of Perestroika, whoever she was, a young Scottish petro chemical engineer was minding his own business drinking a glass of watered down vodka in the “Pink Pussy” night club in downtown Baku....
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