The only thing that astonishes Tony more than finding out that his new job is at a school for superheroes is finding out that most of the students aren't real superheroes. And when the school comes under the sights of a group of terrorist marketers, they could really use a superhero.
Tiny Cedar Creek, twenty-five miles outside New Metropolis, was targeted by terrorists yesterday in an attack that authorities are describing as “bizarre” and “baffling”.
“It was a pretty weird choice of target,” Sheriff Ralph Duncan told reporters in a prepared statement this morning. “To be honest, we didn’t even realise it was terrorists until the video showed up on our doorsteps. We’ve watched this thing five times, and we still can’t figure out why they did it,” he added. He went on to suggest...