High school is a difficult time in a young boy's life. Especially for Cord, whose infatuation is campus cutie, Melody. Even worse when the campus bully has claimed her as his own. Now Cord has his hands full chasing Melody and dodging annihilation.
I'ma just gettin' to wakin' up rubbin' the sleepy goobers from my eyes and such and I knows I just gotta tell you thisere story so's I better git to it. Here's how thangs is, my name is Cord. Not by birth but by choice. The way I sees it this is my life so's I'll live it my way with a name of my choosin'. Of course there ain't nobody whut sees me eye to eye on this view. Well, I got me some choice answers for them types. I'm what you might call a "misunderstood severely abused type."
By now you may be wondering what a happening hillbilly feller...