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Burnt Toast by Peter Barns - Poetry book

Burnt Toast
By Peter Barns

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More comic verse from author, Peter Barns:

Burnt Toast

Most kids they drive me crazy,
They kick and scream and shout.
Old ladies can be far far worse;
'Tis true, I have no doubt.

And smokers are so selfish,
They smell and spit and cough;
And golfers can be just as bad.
I wish they'd all tee-off!

Queue jumpers should be jumped on,
They make me wait too long.
I'd like to pull their heads right off
And use them as a gong.

But all those things are minor,
'Cause what I hate the most,
What drives me really bonkers is,
The smell of burning toast!

Come Dine With Me

Fredrick Parsons said to me,
"Come round and have some dinner."
"Well," I said, "That woul...
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