More comic verse from author, Peter Barns:
Most kids they drive me crazy,
They kick and scream and shout.
Old ladies can be far far worse;
'Tis true, I have no doubt.
And smokers are so selfish,
They smell and spit and cough;
And golfers can be just as bad.
I wish they'd all tee-off!
Queue jumpers should be jumped on,
They make me wait too long.
I'd like to pull their heads right off
And use them as a gong.
But all those things are minor,
'Cause what I hate the most,
What drives me really bonkers is,
The smell of burning toast!
Come Dine With Me
Fredrick Parsons said to me,
"Come round and have some dinner."
"Well," I said, "That woul...