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Peter's Twittclass by Peter Barns

Peter's Twittclass
By Peter Barns

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Book Synopsis

After reading a few quotes from famous people posted on Twitter, I decided to create and post some of my own.

Unlike the other quotes, which were mainly serious or witty, my quotes tended to be silly and humorous, and were posted as #Twittclass items.

Reading through these posts sparked some ideas for nonsense verse and so this book was born. As the poems are short, Twittclass makes the ideal companion for those moments on the toilet when you have little else to do.

Twittclass #01

“When you start shaving with toothpaste you know its time to visit the optician.” Peter Barns June 2010

Charlie was the tightest man
He’d never spend a cent.
He’d scrimp and save
And go without.
Not even pay his rent.
His wife, frustrated, said to him,
“Now Charl...
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