A collection of stories, including the legend of the wandering cashier, the classic tale of the bathroom on the bus, and featuring Dawn Debris in the land of many things.
Excerpt from Deadline:
This couple lived like an item on the shelf, like a buy one get one free couple. You want to talk to him? You have to clear it with her. You want to talk to her? You’d better see him first. You want one of them for anything, you get the other one too. They were wrapped around each other like the hard clear plastic around a toy that you can't cut off with a knife. Dave and Darcy. Darcy and Dave. I'm Darcy this is Dave. I'm Dave she's Darcy. How you doing? We're great.
They were always great. They found bargains that you wouldn't believe. You know how much we paid for this? Always the we. We were in Mexico once. One time we. The o...