A collection of short fiction stories, including the Sexy Teenage Vampires trilogy, The Man Who was also a Dragon, and several other entertaining stories.
Excerpt from Cracked:
I was at work one day when my wife called to tell me she was hearing some weird sounds coming from the kitchen. She said it was like a rustling noise, as if someone was crumpling up newspapers behind the sink. I said she should just ignore it, but she said “easy for you to say”. She was trying to get some work done and it was driving her crazy.
“Maybe it’s mice,” she suggested.
“Or rats,” I said to myself after pausing to think long enough not to say it out loud. There was no sense in making the situation any worse. I told her I’d look into it when I got home, but if she had some other suggestions she should go right ahead a...